Yes, the Warriors did a fashion shoot for the San Francisco Chronicle. Yes, this is the team that surpassed Michael Jordan’s 1995-96 Bulls for the most wins in an NBA regular season. Yes, this is the defending NBA champion. Yes, this is spectacular.
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The Internet predictably had a field day with these photos, which mostly are dressed-down shots meant to highlight accessories. There was Stephen Curry’s hoodie stylings:
Or Klay Thompson’s hyper-awkward posing:
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Why did Andre Iguodala bring an iPad?!
I really liked Marreese Speights’ workmanlike attitude:
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Then there’s Anderson Varejao’s general adorableness:
The whole spread reminded us a bit too much of another NBA star turned regretful model.
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But at least one Warriors play showed up like a champ:
Good work, Festus Ezeli. You the real MVP.
(All photos via the San Francisco Chronicle, which has plenty more for you to look at.)