Candy Corn: “Kids, get a clue: She can’t sing, she has nothing to say. You’re being sold pure hype.” (Chicago Sun-Times)
Come Hither, Kiddo: Britney’s omnipotent belly gets more air time than the Regis tie, brings grown men to their knees. And yet, she says, “I don’t wanna be part of someone’s “Lolita” thing.” Oops, I did it already.
Get to the Point, Grandpa: Counterbuzz of 1.3 million CD buyers: “Britney Spears is crazy hot and she totally rulesWOOOH!!!”
14:58, 14:59 … “The release of a soundalike single does not speak well of Jive’s commitment to Spears.” (Inside.com) Translation: Her label is just milking this cash cow till its next princess hits puberty.
