Ole Vidar Toftesund, manager of lowly Nordstranda, has come up with a bizarre and quite frightening plan to improve his side’s fortunes.

Through a Facebook video, Toftesund makes a plea for the sperm of the Manchester United and Real Madrid stars in order to impregnate his other players’ girlfriends to create better players for his team. We kid you not. Watch the video below.

He should definitely ask the girlfriends’ permission first, though.